Swine flu
See my icon? Three weeks ago the swimmer was me and the shark was the H1N1 flu virus. Oh yes, it got me. Now I can be a pretty cough cookie when it comes to being sick but that sonofabitch didn't just infect me, it PWND me. I haven't been that sick since I was a child with both the hand/foot/mouth disease and mono at the same time. Do. Not. Catch. This. It took me over like a microscopic horde of Mongolians and scaled the Great Wall of my immune system within 12 hours of exposure. Run away, run away!
103 temperatures, painful wet coughing fits so violent that they brought me to my knees, waves of nausea, severe head congestion that no decongestant medication could ease, headaches, complete loss of appetite (not that I couldn't stand to lose a few pounds, ha) teeth-chattering chills, aching chest, wheezy/grunting breathing, the works! I went days at a time without sleep thanks to that horrible cough. At 2 AM I would be curled up in a fetal position on the floor of the shower - in the dark - under the hottest spray I could stand just so the steam would ease my breathing. I almost lived in that shower since it was the only effective relief I could find.
Anyway the doctor did get a positive throat/nose swab test and put me on Tamiflu (what a joke...90 bucks for ten pills that seemed to do nothing!) plus two different antibiotics because, according to him, it was 'trying' to turn into pneumonia. JOY. I didn't feel a whit better until fourteen days in and even after the symptoms were gone I still had to contend with total exhaustion. It took me three weeks to fully recover and I STILL have a lingering cough from time to time. But I'm going to be fine and dandy now so all's well that ends well. At least I can't catch it again, yes? I've just been innoculated the hard way.
So yes, don't catch this bastard of a virus. Get your shot if it's available to you....and if you happen to see a live pig do me a favor and flip it the finger for me.
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